They have brought in this old goat to run our company. He is from Scotland or something. I cannot stand him. He dresses like he has not bought new clothes since the 70's and he has a terrible management style. He spies on us. He loves to sneak up behind us and see if we are playing on the internet (I have already been caught 78 times). He also likes to force us to do things. The latest venture of meaness is to make us cross train with everyone in the building. So next week I have to go learn how to recruit our retarded truck drivers. I am very mad about this. No one is going to do my work while I am away so I will be a day behind on work when I come back. So I announced to the 4 people in my area that the way to fix his wagon is to call in sick on the day you are scheduled to go over there. That will fix the man with such wonderful e-mail quotes as "The tail doesn't wag the dog, the dog wags the tail" and my new favorite, "As the Nike man said, Just do it." What Nike man????????? God he is so dumb. I cringe when he walks by me because he usually stops and asks me a dumb question.
We did a mini-Office Voyeurs yesterday. Not much was happening though. The funniest one was taping this 60 year old woman that works upstairs. When we heard this woman was 60 years old, we were in shock. She has an awesome body and her face looks about 42 to me. So we were calling her a hottie on the tape. Then another woman came running by us (it was raining) and her boobs were bouncing everywhere and we both screamed at the same time, "BOOBIES!" I can only imagine what people walking down the hall might be wondering what is going on in that breakroom with the door shut and a male and female person shouting, "BOOBIES!"
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