Rockin' The Rainbow: The Office Voyeurs Postponed
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Wednesday, October 22, 2008

The Office Voyeurs Postponed

Our work computers crashed at 11:33am on Monday. We sat all day with nothing to do but answer the phones. Could the old goat in charge let us go home???? Of course not. We come in yesterday morning and they still do not work. Finally at 10:30am he decides to send 5 of us to our downtown branch to work until the computers are back up and running. Of course I was one of the 5 picked to go. We got over there and had to work in a large room with a bunch of strange old women. I was scared to get on the internet so I actually worked yesterday afternoon! Amazing!

Me and co-worker Randy decide to sneak off at 4pm. Just as we get our computers un-plugged and are getting ready to make a run for it our tattle-tale co-worker sneaks up behind us. "What are you guys doing?????" So we lied and said we were going back to the other building so we would not have to set up our computers in the morning. She disappears. We are heading out the building to the parking lot and she walks around the corner. Looked like she had gone out to see if we had already left. Weirdo. We drive the speed limit all the way back to our building and I swear to God, she walked in 2 minutes after we did! When we left she had not disconnected her computer and still had 7 flights to go up on an old slow elevator. She must have raced across town to make sure we weren't goofing off so she could go tell on us. What a nut!

So needless to say our Office Voyeur has been postponed. Hopefully we will get in a little time today.

2 comments:

Real Live Lesbian said...

Damn her! You should start stalking HER now!

Laurel said...

I assure you she is not worthy of stalking. She is the office trash, the one that sleeps with all the bosses to make sure her job is safe.