In Honor of Ruby...Day One Almost Failure

Ok, I did not get to bed until around midnight last night so when the alarm went off at 5:30am for me to start my exercise program, I hit snooze until 6am. I couldn't help it, I was sooooooo tired.

I got up and got ready and knowing today is trash day I had to carry out about 4 bags. I thought if I get out there by 6:40am it will be ok because they normally don't come until between 7am-7:30am. Imagine my surprise when taking my daily pills and I hear him round the corner. I bolt out the door...punch the garage door open, grab all 4 bags in my arms and go dashing outside in my dress shoes. The bastard had already passed my house! So here I go...down our big hill and down the street chasing after him. I had no other choice! With the holidays coming up the trash had to go and setting it out at night is just not an option because the animals get in it and spread it all over the neighborhood. I had to run 2 blocks in my nice shoes, in the cold to finally catch him. I was out of breath and pretty sure I was about to have heart failure. I managed to wheeze, "You came early today." He said, "Yep." He must not have strange women chase down his truck very often...I go walking back up the street, then up the hill and hop in my car to head to work.

Ruby, whether I liked it or not I did get my exercise in today!

In Honor Of Ruby...

I don't know if any of you have seen this show on Style tv yet, but it is amazing. It is about a woman named Ruby and her struggle to lose weight. When the show starts she weighs 477 lbs. The love of her life left her because he could not deal with her weight issues and she can no longer work. They follow Ruby through her everyday struggles and temptations.

As a person that has struggled with my weight my whole life, I can really relate to Ruby. They show people making fun of her or looking at her as she walks past them, it just breaks your heart.

On the show, four months have passed and Ruby has now lost 60 lbs. So in honor of Ruby's great accomplishment, I myself will be dragging my rump out of bed every morning 30 minutes earlier to do some sort of exercise. Yep, starting tomorrow I will be up at 5:30am and will be doing something at least.

If you have a chance try to catch Ruby's show. It is on a 5am Sunday mornings. No, I am not up that early, I have to set the Tivo but the show is so inspiring you must watch! So go home tonight, find the Style tv channel and set up the Tivo to record every episode.

Heading to Oklahoma Tomorrow

My dad has not been in good health the past few years. He had a heart valve replaced last year and I have not seen him since I traveled to Tennessee to be there with him for the surgery. The doctors still have not cleared him to drive and he doesn't like flying so he is having my cousin drive him over to Oklahoma and we will all meet at my sister's house tomorrow.

I always look forward to seeing my dad but we have a strange relationship. I hate his wife. She is evil. She is not coming on this trip so this should be like a party for me. Also, there is the little detail that my father doesn't know I am a lesbian. I mean, I am sure he has figured it out by now, but we don't discuss it. I remember the names he would call my older lesbian cousin when I was growing up. So I just don't get too close to him at all. It is sad because before my parents divorced we were very close.

So here on my blog, in celebration of the evil step monster not being on the trip I promise to attempt to show my dad how much I love him and try to bond with him. I however cannot come out to him so you won't get me to promise that one!

Wish me luck!

The Move is OFF For Now

Seems she got everything worked out and will hopefully not be moving to Montana anytime soon. Feeling much better about all of that today.

Work was terrible. I don't think I have ever been so close to giving two weeks notice in my life. This old goat they put in charge of us is so dumb. Makes us do all these dumb things that only cause more work and accomplish nothing. I am beyond frustrated. I let it show a little today.

I had just got in the door and he comes over saying we are having a meeting at 8:30. Every morning he is bugging me about something. It just drives me nuts. But today really irritated me because we tell our drivers to call in between 8am-10am to let us know where they are. So why would you schedule a meeting from 8:30-9:30????????????????? SO I said something about it. He got all mad and stomped into his office. A little later he sent a lovely e-mail to everyone saying that since I was so concerned about my drivers we would not have the meeting until 10:30am. Nice. It made me insanely mad. So mad I almost went to give 2 weeks notice. Then of course I get all the thoughts of the shitty economy, having no healthcare and Christmas just around the corner. I will tolerate a little longer, but soon I will be moving away anyways if the g/f can get things worked out over there. I think the day I leave there it will be like a huge weight lifted off my shoulders.

Almost 2am...So Tired That I Can't Sleep

The g/f called to go over this fiasco for probably about the 100th time today. I think I have convinced her that this is nothing to quit a job over. She seemed better when we got off the phone but I suppose we will see what today brings.

I passed out at 9:15pm from all the drama of the day and now look at the time...yes just about 2am and I am wide awake. I think this whole thing has made me take a step back and look at my relationship and whether or not I am with a person that is stable and if this is how I want to live my life. I think when she comes home for Thanksgiving we are in for a very long talk. I don't want to quit my job in the spring to move up there just to have something else go wrong and I am off moving again to God knows where. Am I being unreasonable?????

I hope I can go back to sleep...

Moving Again????????????

I don't even want to go into all the details with what is going on with my g/f but she called me freaking out today about her new job. There are two people there that hate her and are making things extremely difficult. This is not a situation where you can just ignore it and hope it goes away. She has to work with these folks closely.

So she calls me at lunch today to tell me that she has sent in her resume to yet another job in...........get this............MONTANA!

As much as it pains me, I may have to put my foot down this time. Back in 2004 I sold my house for next to nothing just to get out of it to move with her to Colorado. We were there 2.5 years and she decides she needs to go home to take care of her mother that just had open heart surgery. Understandable. She moves in with her mom in Washington and I move back home to Missouri. We were apart for a year and she moved back here for a job. We had been remodeling her house for me to move in with her when she up and decides to take this other job out of state. I told her to go, make sure she likes it and if all is good I will move up there with her in the spring. I guess now it looks like I made a good decision not to quit my job and move with her like she wanted me to.

I don't think I could handle living in Montana. I love her so very much but I just don't think I can continue picking up and moving every 2 years or less to make this relationship work. I was just reading Real Live Lesbian's post about her brunch and football party and I thought to myself I have always wanted to do something like that but the majority of my cookbooks are still packed in boxes in my garage, along with most of my cooking dishes and I have hardly any furniture because I never bought anything really nice because I did not want it to get ruined with all the times I move around. I have football parties that consist of ordering Dominos pizza and most of my guests have to sit on the floor.

So I am sad tonight because I know if she cannot get things worked out with her new job, she will quit and move to Montana and I don't think I have it in me to move again.

Dysfunctional Family Weekend

My family, like most families these days is pretty dysfunctional. I am the barely accepted lesbian, my sister is perfect in the eyes of my parents because she pooped out a kid and my parents have been divorced for almost 30 years. My father re-married a woman I cannot stand. My father has been in very bad health the past few years. Pretty much sums it up.

Ok, so I get a call on Friday morning from sister saying she and her family are coming down for a visit this weekend. Whatever happened to a little warning???? Then she mentioned she had spoken to my father and he would like to have someone drive him to this part of the country for a visit. Great. She asked which weekend would work for me and I told her next weekend.

She shows up Friday night around 8pm and has brought her husband! Normally when she comes to visit she just brings her daughter and we have a good time. I cannot explain why I do not like her husband. I seriously get along with just about everyone. When he opens his mouth, it is like nails on a chalkboard to me. He sleeps until noon, has lunch and then passes out again on the couch for hours. He is possibly the laziest person I have ever met. He does nothing to help my mom out unless she point blank asks for it. So, needless to say I was less than thrilled.

Saturday night I had ordered up the Lesnar/Couture UFC fight on PPV and invited over my boys to watch with me. My sister had said they were going to take my niece to a movie because they knew she would want to hang out with me and they did not want her watching fighting. I knew that they would be back around 9:30-10pm due to the time the movie started. What I never dreamed would happen is that my brother-in-law would just waltz into my house and plop down to watch the fights. Let me mention that my mother lives right next door. She was watching college football. Why on earth would he be so rude as to walk over and just come in?? It was a mood killer. We had been having so much fun until then. He sat there the rest of the night making stupid comments and ruining everything. Disaster. I wanted to stab him.

Today rolls around and I get a phone call from my father letting me know he was coming to visit me next weekend??? Last I had heard I was to drive to Oklahoma where my sister lives and would be meeting them there. He said, "Oh no, I want to drive through *&$^# and visit Gus." Gus is my mother's brother. She hates him about as much as she hates my father. Gus was in Nashville with one of his numberous girlfriends and decided to drive over to see my father. So now my father feels they are best friends and wants to visit him here. So my mother hears the whole conversation and is livid. "Why is that stupid son of a bitch visiting MY brother??? Did I ever go over there to visit HIS sister or HIS family????" This starts major drama and my sister's family packed it up pretty quickly and left. WHY COULD THIS NOT HAVE HAPPENED YESTERDAY???? Ahhhhhhhhhh!

So next weekend, I get the thrill of being around my brother in law yet again AND having my father royally piss off my mother. WHY ME???????????????????????????????????????

Tell Me The Truth, Do I Need A Shrink????

Lately, I have been a little obsessed with death. I think mainly because I had a few bad years between 2004-2005 with people close to me passing away. First was my aunt, she was only 53 and a skinny bitch. She had circulation issues in her legs due to an accident she had at work. They told her it would require a surgery to correct. No big deal right??? Wrong. She woke up from surgery and was fine for about 4 hours and then she went brain dead. That's right, my cousins and uncle had to finally decide to pull the plug. That was September of 2004.

February of 2005, I am in the middle of watching one of my favorite shows "24" when the phone rang. My girlfriend had answered and came to me with the phone very slowly. My mom was on the phone crying. She told me that my grandfather had died of a massive heart attack. My grandfather was more like a father to me than grandfather. I spent the rest of the night puking and crying. To this day, when I think of him, I tear up.

July of 2005, my bestest buddy ever, Bogey died. She was the very first dog I ever got myself. I picked her out as a puppy at age 19 and she had lived for 15 long years. She got very sick and I had to make the decision to have her put to sleep. I don't think I have ever done anything more difficult. How do you just decide to put someone you love so much to sleep? It tore me up.

December of 2005, after spending 2 weeks in the hospital, they diagnosed my grandmother with cancer. It was very progressed and there was nothing they could do. I spent a week with her at home with Hospice and 2 days after I had to leave to go back to Colorado she died.

I was unusually close to both my grandparents because we all owned and worked at our family restaurant. Their deaths in the same year have left me in a depression that I am not sure I have totally kicked. I did see my Doctor 2 months after my grandfather had passed and told her I cannot seem to stop crying. She asked me several questions and did not feel I was depressed, just sad and not in need of medication. DAMN!

Lately, I seem obsessed with dying. I think about it all the time. Like how I will die, where I will die, will anyone be with me? What will heaven be like? Is there football up there to watch? 3 years have passed since these deaths and no one I know has passed away in between so I am not sure why all of a sudden I think about it alot. Is this normal? When you get to a certain age is it something you think about more and more? Or have I lost my mind and need to seek a shrink?? I haven't really spoken to anyone about this so I thought, why not throw it out there for the 2 people that read my blog to decide? Shrink or no shrink? Personally, I am not a big believer in shrinks, I think in most cases they might be more messed up than the average person. But hey, maybe I am wrong. Maybe this death thing will pass, maybe it is normal...

I would be very interested in hearing your thoughts...come on let me have it!

My Day As A Recruiter

No, not gay recruiting. Truck driver recruiting. Bagpipes has been making the entire building cross train doing different jobs and yesterday was my day to be a recruiter.

I was there 2 hours and the guy told me I was already the best they had sent in to try this. I guess most of the new recruiters refused to take calls from the prospects. Well, what the hell??? That is the majority of the job.

By mid-day, I was thinking this is the job for me. It was so damn easy compared to what I do now. Less stressful by far.

I finished up and told him I would come back anytime he needed help. It was a day of peace and quiet to me compared to a normal day.

I cannot wait for my next cross training experiment. Maybe I will get to cross train with management...2 hour lunches and sitting in an office with the door closed all day doing God knows what.

Joan Jett Dream

I was having a dream about Joan Jett when I woke up this morning. I am very big fan of Joan's but I must say I had never had dreams about her before.

Joan and I have a history. When I was in high school, I thought she hung the moon. My friends and I started a band and we would try to be just like Joan. Becky was lead singer and played bass, I played electric guitar and Cindy played the drums. We were terribly bad but had quite the following of friends and family listening to us perform in Becky's basement. Joan Jett would come to our town almost once a year for a concert and we went every single year. But the best time was when Becky camped out overnight for us to get front row seats. She scored us the tickets and what a wild time we had! Becky and I hung out after the show trying to meet Joan. The best we got was a guy coming off her bus and asking us our names. He comes back out with a personalized autograph from Joan. Needless to say I was a little disappointed.

Another year when Joan was in town, my friend Cindy and I decided to chase the tour bus down the interstate after seeing it stop at Wendy's late that night. Bad idea. The bus driver obviously thought we were nuts and ran us off the road. Seriously. He did.

Flash forward many many years. Cindy and I decide to re-live our youth and go see Joan in concert once again. She is a parent of 2 and I am well...getting older. We decide to get there super early because it was general admission seating and of course we needed to be up close. We scored front and center! I jumped up and down, sang my ass off, and was slamming my fist into the air for 2 hours. Now, here is the really cool part. Joan and I had a moment. She was singing...and just looking at me. Seriously. The man beside me and my friend both turned to look at me at the very same moment, I guess assuming I was wagging my tongue between my lips or something. But I wasn't. I was just smiling and singing. When she was finished singing to me, she flipped me a guitar pick and get this...I caught it out of the air. OH yea!

So after the show we decide to hang around so I can try to meet Joan (Cindy got to meet her about 8 years before at a show where we live due to her hubby's Budweiser connection). So there I am when she walks around the corner headed for her bus. Me and about 40 other people. The minute she waved her hand to come over for pics I ran...fast for an old fart! I told her I have loved her since high school and I think I just kept saying I love you to her over and over. Yea, real cool. But I have a lovely picture of both of us all sweaty hanging onto each other. What a blast we had!

Flash forward again to this morning. My dream was Cindy and I going to a local bar for whatever reason. We get there and what do you know but Joan is performing there! I go up to the club manager and give him my credit card and tell him that I am buying Joan dinner tonight and all her drinks. Cindy was mad, told me I had lost my mind because she was pretty sure Joan would rack up at least $1000 in booze by herself. We go sit down in a booth and about 30 minutes later Joan comes out and sits next to me. She just wants to thank me for buying her dinner and the booze. We talk to her about some old songs that we love (if you can find these check them out...they should have been huge Joan hits..."Black Leather" and "I Wanna Be Your Dog"). She was laughing that we actually remember those songs and well...um, we start making out. My straight friend Cindy is very weirded out but I don't stop. Oh no. Joan and I are going to town. Then the damn alarm goes off. Disaster.

I e-mailed Cindy this morning when I got to work and this is all she wrote back, "You are out of your damned mind." Yes, I am.

Taylor Swift: My Newest Obsession

Ok, listen. I know, I am 37 years old and listening to music by this teenager but after meeting her back in September I have become obsessed and I am not ashamed. Nope, not at all. This kid has her shit together. She writes music that we can all relate to for the most part so after bugging the girlfriend all weekend for my free copy and not getting it (she said the label had not shipped it yet but I think she is getting a clue into my obsession and was trying to deny some pleasure), I drug my ass out of bed at 6am this morning to go buy a copy at Wal-mart. I was in shock when I could not find it. So I asked a guy (oh yea, that's right I chased down an associate to find a copy of this cd) and he had to dig it out of a shipping box. I think I might have been the first person to purchase it!! God I am cool. NOT!

Taylor was so cool, she hugs you like you have been friends for years and for the minute you get to spend with her she makes you feel like you are the only person in the room. I would not call it a crush because well frankly that's a little icky...she is 19 I think. I believe I admire her and appreciate that someone so hot right now could be so down to earth and nice. Lord knows I was a lunatic at 19 and have not improved much since then...haha! Besides, Gina Carano and Chelsea Handler will always and forever be my crushes.

So, if you have a spare $10 go to Wally World while they have this cheap and get a copy. You won't be disappointed.

Long Time No Blog

Things have been crazy. My job sucks as usual. My girlfriend is in another state.

Let's start with job sucks. Scotland Yard or Bagpipes as we have now nicknamed him drives me nuts. He decides to install a new phone system on a Wednesday. Really??? Middle of the week. Well installing the new phone system took 3 days and in those 3 days our phones did not work 90% of the time, our computers 50% of the time and our printers 30% of the time. Basically we just sat there complaining a lot. I have realized in 10 years with this company that I am more intelligent than 80% of management. It is a very sad day when you realize something like that.

Girlfriend-well I went to visit her this weekend. Let me just say it was not what I had expected. Granted we have been together for over 7 years now and I really thought I knew everything about her. Boy was I wrong. It seems that she is so depressed because of my absence she is not capable of doing anything for herself. Well, at least that was what she said. She had not done laundry since I had seen her. She had not gone grocery shopping since I had seen her. She had not cleaned her apartment since I have seen her. When she ran out of clothes, she went and bought new ones. Seriously. She eats out every night so she doesn't have to go to the store. So I spent my weekend getting her caught up on all of this. She said another reason she doesn't like doing laundry is because the place in her apartment building doesn't feel safe to her. So I drove around this big town until I found a nice safe clean laundry mat for her to do her laundry. I took her grocery shopping. Her dogs had damaged the walls and door of the apartment so we went to Home Depot to get the things to do the repairs. I would say the highlight of my weekend was getting to eat at PF Changs and getting to sleep with her in the same bed again. I gave her a huge pep talk and got her all caught up...probably just for another 3 weeks when I see her again. I never realized I was the strong one in our relationship. She makes all the money. I give all the pep talks I guess.

Tomorrow I have to go cross train...another stroke of genius by Bagpipes. I get to be a recruiter for a whole day. No access to my e-mail and not being able to do my job and being behind on Wednesday will drive me nuts. I actually thought about calling in sick. Wonder if that would get me fired???? Hmmmm...it is tempting. More blogging time...

Afternoon of Children Playing Soccer

I went to Oklahoma to watch my 6 year old niece play soccer today. We played out in the front yard for a little while before heading over to the game and I realized that maybe she wasn't really into this sport. I asked my sister what was up and she said she will run around but she does things like hug the coach in the middle of the game and yawn.

So off we go to the field and well, my sister was correct. In a 30 minute game my niece must have yawned 20 times. I saw her hug the coach once. She had two really good blocks where she stopped their player from advancing and kicked it down the half field they were playing on but that was about it.

I think what floored me most was the way the games are run. They play on a half field, they get a snack at halftime and all the parents make a bridge for them to run under after the games. Things have changed greatly since my one year of playing soccer as a child. I believe we played on a full field, there were no snacks at all and we were told to, "keep running until you puke." So as a super ultra competitive aunt it was hard to stand by watching her yawn and having no clue what was going on. I am screaming for her to slide over and block out one of their players, to back up and get in position and to keep running. It was in this moment I realized why I was not meant to have children. I know I would push them so hard in sports just as my father did me. Any child of mine might possibly kill me in my sleep after yelling at them a few 100 times to "run until you puke!"

It was a fun afternoon and very entertaining. I love my niece dearly but I think she might want to stick to gymnastics at this point.

Need Chocolate NOW!

I have had a crazy week. Just weird. First, I bought some lovely new earrings on Ebay. They were so pretty. I wore them for about 3 days and all of sudden noticed my ears being on fire and itching. Well I would scratch. Now I have these little red scabs from scratching my ears that I assume now were allergic to the new earrings. Ok, so I have been dousing my ears with peroxide this week and they still itch and burn. Ahhhhhhhhh!

What's next??? OH yea...this week I had to work 7am-4pm. Well leaving my house at 6:30am in the dark can be kind of scary. Tuesday I decided to pull out of the garage and run back to the garage fridge and grab a Diet Green Tea. I got my car door open again and see something moving out of the corner of my eye. I let the door go and it smashed my thumb! In my mind I was screaming the F bomb like you have never heard it. I look over and it is some dumb woman up walking. DUMB ASS! Your exercising almost broke my thumb! It is nice looking, all bruised up and very painful. Thanks pink hoodie lady. FIND ANOTHER NEIGHBORHOOD!

Last but not least...one of my co-workers is off work tomorrow. So I have my work and his work to do. To make matters worse, his backup person that would normally help has gone off to West Virginia to one of our truck terminals to work for the week. I have such anxiety about tomorrow that I guess I have caused a rash all over my body. Well most of it. It itches and burns just like my ears. I actually took one of the nerve pills a clinic Dr. gave me a few months ago after I had found out my girlfriend's 17 year old nephew had ordered $150 of porn while we were out working. He only visited for 4 days!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Needless to say, by the time I hit the clinic door, I thought I was having a damn heart attack but no, just high blood pressure. These pills are the best! Takes the edge off everything. I wish she had given me more than 10, that stingy bitch!

Well wish me luck tomorrow! I will need it and a few more magic pills just to make it through the day.

P.S. I voted today, I wrote in my vote for Hillary Clinton. Sorry! I don't like my other options.

My Life As A Young Lesbian

I have known I was a lesbian since I was a child. Maybe not so much the word but I knew there was something very different about me...I was not like the other little girls. For one, all I wanted to do was play sports with boys. I had no interest in Barbie dolls other than taking their clothes off and then removing their arms.

My earliest memory of my peculiar behavior was when I was in kindergarten. I had a teacher, Mrs. Brown, and she was beautiful. She was trying to teach us something and asked did anyone have any questions. I quickly raised my hand and she came over to my desk. I asked her to bend down and planted a kiss right on her lips! Seriously. I did. She looked like I had punched her. She quickly walked away and ignored me for the rest of the year.

My next experience came in 4th grade. I had two girlfriends and their mothers would come over and visit with my mom and leave us to play outside. One day it was just two of us, Dawn and I playing. Since Dawn was two years older than me, our mom's decided to go run an errand and leave her to watch me. They walk out the door and next thing I know she asks me did I want to go take a nap in her parent's bed. I said ok. After only moments in the bed, she is touching my mosquito bite sized boobies and I was touching hers and we were rubbing against each other. We played for several years after that and the only thing that happened after that was she did pull me aside one day and give me what I would call my first kiss. It was lip locked and for a significant amount of time. My parents divorced the next summer and we moved away. I recently saw our other friend and asked about Dawn. Her reply was, "Oh she is married and has 3 kids." Doesn't that just figure.

At age 12, Noreen came along. Ok, now this one is a little weird. Noreen was a 21 year old college student. Although we never had sex, we were very intimate. My family owned a restaurant and she was a waitress there. Folks she was beautiful. She moved here with her boyfriend and was attending college at our local university, she wanted to become a lawyer. We quickly developed a friendship and my friendship turned into a massive crush. I would wait at the back door of the restaurant for her to come in to work. I would follow her around like a little puppy dog. We became very close. I would call her at home all the time. She would take me places on her days off. I always wanted to touch her so my method of achieving that would be to shake her hand all the time. She soon figured it out and instead of shaking my hand she would touch my face or kiss me on the cheek.

People started to notice our relationship. I went to visit my father one summer and Noreen would call me once a week. I could not wait to get home. But my mom at the last minute decided to come pick us up instead of us flying home as usual. On the drive home my mom told me that people were starting to talk about my relationship with Noreen and it wasn't normal. She told me when I got back I had better leave her alone or they would fire her. I was so sad! I did try to leave her alone a little more and she figured it out and questioned me about it. So I told her. She went into my mom's office and my heart was about to explode. I could only imagine what was going on in there. Noreen came out crying which made me cry. Noreen wound up giving my mom 2 weeks notice.

I had not heard from her or seen her in months when someone told me she was working as a waitress at another restaurant. So I would get some of the other waitresses to take me there to eat so I could see her. She had moved and gave me her new phone number. I called once and got her boyfriend so I hung up. A few weeks later I tried again and the number was disconnected. That would be the last time I ever had contact with her. I wonder what she is doing today all the time. I wonder is she knew at the time I was a little lesbian and why she seemed to encourage my crush.

My last significant relationship before I really found out I was a lesbian was with a high school friend. She was so beautiful, her skin was the color of coffee with cream and I could not get enough of her. Our friendship continued until our freshman year of college. During the summer, she had told me when she would go out to clubs (under 18 clubs), that boys would "bother" her and she didn't like it. She thought if she had a wedding ring they would leave her alone. Well guess who bought her a damn wedding band? That's right, me. She wore it all the time. A few months after that she got in a fight with her mom and moved out. She rented a studio apartment and we would go shopping all the time for things she would need. Guess who bought the majority of it??? That's right, me. She knew how to play me and push my buttons for sure.

After I started my freshman year of college I met this woman in my Theatre Appreciation class. She was very cute, always wore her hair in a pigtail. We began talking and spending time together and one night she kissed me. It was then, that I finally knew. I was elated. I called my high school friend and told her I needed to talk to her. I went over to her house and told her everything that had happened between me and the college girl. She informs me she always knew I was a lesbian and that she and her family had actually discussed it at their dinner table the night before. She said she was happy I found someone because she was not gay and could not go there with me. I left pretty upset. Not that I wanted her to "go there with me" anymore but that I really needed a friend, someone to talk to about everything going on.

A few hours later she called my house and asked to speak to my little sister. I asked her why. She said that she needed to tell her all about me, to warn her about me. I told her to go to hell and hung up on her. To this day we have not spoken to each other. She lives in the same town. I have seen her a few times since then. She is married with 3 children and turns her head as she walks past me. Why all of sudden did she think so differently of me?? I was the same person that bought all the nice things for her apartment.

I moved on to my first real lesbian relationship and it was so nice to have finally figured out why I was so different and explore this new world. It was a whole new world. I learned so much from my first lover. I was her 2nd girlfriend so she was the experienced one. We broke up because I cheated on her and felt I should tell her about it. She immediately kicked me out of the house and went and married the first guy that would pay attention to her. She is now a shrink here in the town I live in. Nice huh???

That is the basic route that got me from young child to where I am today. A few relationship between then and now and I am much wiser. As they say," What doesn't kill us, makes us grow stronger."

Weekend Ahead

Two of my guy buddies are coming over on Sunday to watch football with me. I have a 65 inch tv and I buy NFL Sunday Ticket every year. I am popular with guys because of these two items that I have. Nothing like watching football on a 65 inch HD TV.



I don't mind the company so much right now since my girlfriend is in another state. It doesn't look like I will get to go visit her for a few more weeks because of her schedule. My girlfriend is a program director and DJ for a radio station. It seems like almost every weekend she has a remote or something but hopefully we will be able to hook up soon. She is only a 3.5 hour drive from here but when you drive up on Saturday and have to turn around and come back on Sunday it makes for a really short weekend.



Because of her job I get to meets lots of famous people. It certainly makes life interesting. We always joke about saving all the autographs we have obtained and selling them on Ebay when we get old for our retirement. I miss her. I may just have to bite the bullet and go up next weekend. Ok, enough of that! haha!



Here is a pic of me with LeAnn Rimes. Super nice lady. This picture really bothered me because my teeth look damn yellow compared to LeAnn's. Damn her and her blinding white beautiful teeth!

Working With a Goat

They have brought in this old goat to run our company. He is from Scotland or something. I cannot stand him. He dresses like he has not bought new clothes since the 70's and he has a terrible management style. He spies on us. He loves to sneak up behind us and see if we are playing on the internet (I have already been caught 78 times). He also likes to force us to do things. The latest venture of meaness is to make us cross train with everyone in the building. So next week I have to go learn how to recruit our retarded truck drivers. I am very mad about this. No one is going to do my work while I am away so I will be a day behind on work when I come back. So I announced to the 4 people in my area that the way to fix his wagon is to call in sick on the day you are scheduled to go over there. That will fix the man with such wonderful e-mail quotes as "The tail doesn't wag the dog, the dog wags the tail" and my new favorite, "As the Nike man said, Just do it." What Nike man????????? God he is so dumb. I cringe when he walks by me because he usually stops and asks me a dumb question.

We did a mini-Office Voyeurs yesterday. Not much was happening though. The funniest one was taping this 60 year old woman that works upstairs. When we heard this woman was 60 years old, we were in shock. She has an awesome body and her face looks about 42 to me. So we were calling her a hottie on the tape. Then another woman came running by us (it was raining) and her boobs were bouncing everywhere and we both screamed at the same time, "BOOBIES!" I can only imagine what people walking down the hall might be wondering what is going on in that breakroom with the door shut and a male and female person shouting, "BOOBIES!"

The Office Voyeurs Postponed

Our work computers crashed at 11:33am on Monday. We sat all day with nothing to do but answer the phones. Could the old goat in charge let us go home???? Of course not. We come in yesterday morning and they still do not work. Finally at 10:30am he decides to send 5 of us to our downtown branch to work until the computers are back up and running. Of course I was one of the 5 picked to go. We got over there and had to work in a large room with a bunch of strange old women. I was scared to get on the internet so I actually worked yesterday afternoon! Amazing!

Me and co-worker Randy decide to sneak off at 4pm. Just as we get our computers un-plugged and are getting ready to make a run for it our tattle-tale co-worker sneaks up behind us. "What are you guys doing?????" So we lied and said we were going back to the other building so we would not have to set up our computers in the morning. She disappears. We are heading out the building to the parking lot and she walks around the corner. Looked like she had gone out to see if we had already left. Weirdo. We drive the speed limit all the way back to our building and I swear to God, she walked in 2 minutes after we did! When we left she had not disconnected her computer and still had 7 flights to go up on an old slow elevator. She must have raced across town to make sure we weren't goofing off so she could go tell on us. What a nut!

So needless to say our Office Voyeur has been postponed. Hopefully we will get in a little time today.

The Office Voyeurs

Me and one of my buddies at work (we shall call him Randy) run and grab lunch, to then come back to our break room to eat and do something fun. Sometimes we play catch on the parking lot or play poker or just hang out. Lately we have found it very entertaining to watch people on our parking lot as they are coming back from lunch. We see couples kissing, people primping and certain folks doing things they would not want others to see. After witnessing a couple of interesting things today we have decided to bring in my camcorder and start posting our humorous findings on You Tube. Maybe our findings are not nearly as funny as our commentary but we shall see. The break room at work has these windows that you cannot see in from outside but we certainly can see out. Lock the door and we can have an entire hour of being office voyeurs. I can hardly wait until tomorrow.

Feeling Much Better Today

Girlfriend started new job today and called me many times saying how she thinks she will like it there which is good news because that means I can move there sooner.

Work was a disaster again today, our computers died at 11:30am so I had absolutely nothing to do. I could not check my blog, could not check my Yahoo account...I just sat and stared at the walls and counted the minutes to 5pm. Occasionally we would get a phone call. It is total torture being at work for half a day with nothing to do. I hope they get the problem fixed tonight so we can work/play on the internet tomorrow.

I had a dream last night about one of my co-workers and it was a sexual type dream. I could hardly look at him all day today. It made me feel very weird. I thought I was gay????????

Missing Girlfriend Already

I just got back from helping my girl move out of state. It was very sad. I hated leaving her there. I am already worried about her. We both cried and cried and cried. Hopefully pretty soon I will be able to move up there with her.

It is a strange situation, just last week I was feeling a big smothered with her around all the time and now I can hardly stand being without her. Isn't that funny? I guess it is true that we always want what we cannot have.

I Hate My Job

I work for a trucking company and I have to talk to truck drivers all day long. I hate it more than words can express. I used to like my job here when I did customer service but I did this to get more money and all I got was more headaches.

We have this driver that I dispatch that has done nothing but damage trucks. He cannot drive a truck to save his life. Now we find out he has been forging receipts so he gets reimbursed more money. I just knew FINALLY I would be rid of him forever. Oh no, they had a meeting this morning and said we are so desperate for drivers right now we have to keep him working. I seriously wanted to walk out of here and never look back. They said if we don't start keeping drivers we might as well all go get in the unemployment line. Well sign me the hell up because it has to be better than being here in this nut house! I get up every morning and try to think of great excuses to call in sick but I just can't do it. I don't know what is wrong with me. My damn parents raised me with this killer work ethic or something. If I called in sick and wasn't really sick I would sit around all day feeling so guilty that I would probably call and say I am feeling better can I please come back in???? One time I had a pain in my side, went to a clinic and somehow they deducted I had the flu, gave me the up the nose test and all and sure as crap I had the flu. I went right back to work! I even had a Dr's excuse to miss 2 days! I am so lame.

Soon to Be Out of My Mind

Yesterday was my 7 year anniversary with my girlfriend. We will call her Chelsea because I have a terrible crush on Chelsea Handler. Oh and Laurel is not my real name...my mother once told me she almost named me Laurel so that will be my name. I actually like it better than my real name.

My girlfriend of 7 years is moving to take another job out of state. She likes to move quite a bit so I am staying here where my job is stable until I can make sure she actually wants to stay for awhile. I hate moving. I am sick of it. I move all the time with her. I would just like to buy a house and stay in one place for at least 5 years but I guess that will not happen anytime soon.So I am starting this blog as therapy mainly. She will be gone. I will be lonely and bored. So get ready for some whining people! Here comes Laurel!